What an idiot our useless piece of shit president is and how ashamed we are of his terrible obnoxious behavior, and therefore we are proud to have been chosen by the protest organizers to be part of their brilliant Whining Trump in a Diaper balloon thing. Our title can be interpreted so many ways, including not to touch the Supreme Court or little immigrant children or the Constitution or NATO and so much more. All of which of course he not only touches but tries to destroy. In case you want something to read to take your mind off whatever he’s doing, click on the balloon.
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Okay, people, we’re approaching TWO WEEKS since this amazing and FUNNY book was launched by Rizzoli and WHAT’S GOING ON? Are we on the New York Times Best Seller List? No. Are we on ANY best seller list? None known to humankind. And why do you think that is? Go on, take a WILD guess. It’s because many of you, you know who you are, and so do we, I might add, have not purchased your copy yet. Does the phrase WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? mean anything to you? How about the phrase YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. There are so many many reasons for you to pick up your phone and order this joyous ode to retail at the turn of the century, but here’s one you might not have thought of: the print is small. If you keep waiting, your eyes may change and you might not be able to read it. WORD TO THE WISE. And that word is PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH. Click on MOSS above and speed toward Amazon.
