Okay, people, we’re approaching TWO WEEKS since this amazing and FUNNY book was launched by Rizzoli and WHAT’S GOING ON? Are we on the New York Times Best Seller List? No. Are we on ANY best seller list? None known to humankind. And why do you think that is? Go on, take a WILD guess. It’s because many of you, you know who you are, and so do we, I might add, have not purchased your copy yet. Does the phrase WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? mean anything to you? How about the phrase YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. There are so many many reasons for you to pick up your phone and order this joyous ode to retail at the turn of the century, but here’s one you might not have thought of: the print is small. If you keep waiting, your eyes may change and you might not be able to read it. WORD TO THE WISE. And that word is PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH. Click on MOSS above and speed toward Amazon.
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- My mother with a gun probably scared them. But whatever the reason, the amazing news is that Amazon has SLASHED the price of book a DIZZYING UNBELIEVABLE 8 cents. That's right. An entire 8 cents. This could be it. This could be what pushes us RIGHT OVER THE TOP. Know what I mean? If I were you, I wouldn't look a gift horse, as they say in Hamden. #pleasedonottouchthebook #amazon #gifthorse #eight #eightcents #murraymoss #franklingetchell #rizzolibooksHere's a brilliant photo of our brilliant book leaning against a grill cover in a California town near Spring Valley, taken by our niece Julie Moss Lewis who was litigiously specific that I attribute. She is after all a prosecutor. Anyway, even if you ignored everything we said and did not get your mother our book for Mother's Day, Julie has been enjoying it mightily and while this photo may suggest otherwise is not planning to burn it in order to cook dinner. #springvalleyca #pleasedonottouchthebook #mothersdayCHEAPER THAN AMAZON ! It's truer than anything Trump has ever said. Search for it on Alibris.com. #alibrisbooks #pleasedonottouch #pleasedonottouchthebook #nottheteeshirtListen up , gladiators. It's been two weeks and the wheels are flying off. The book not on a single best seller list! I know, I know. I can't believe it either. So you know what you have to do. Buy McBuyface. The secret is multiple copies. #pleasedonottouchthebook #pleasedonottouch #gladiators #scandal #bestsellersI scream. He screams. We all scream because Amazon has the book in stock again. From the book: us in rehearsal. We were playing characters looking at bad design. #baddesign #pleasedonottouchthebook #rizzolibooks #shakespeareandcompanyThe book in the wild.