Category Archives: Trump Tower

Baby Trump Balloon with Book

balloon trump¬†What an idiot our useless piece of shit president is and how ashamed we are of his terrible obnoxious behavior, and therefore we are proud to have been chosen by the protest organizers to be part of their brilliant Whining Trump in a Diaper balloon thing. Our title can be interpreted so many ways, including not to touch the Supreme Court or little immigrant children or the Constitution or NATO and so much more. All of which of course he not only touches but tries to destroy. In case you want something to read to take your mind off whatever he’s doing, click on the balloon.

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TRUMP TOWER BURNS

trumtowergoneTrump himself was rumored to have been seen roaming around the lobby distractedly, muttering that Sloppy Steve had set the fire. He was wearing a torn and soot-covered¬† bathrobe and carrying a large red button with the word “NUCLEAR” printed on it. Due to fast action by the New York Fire Department, no one was hurt, though it’s obvious the building is now uninhabitable and will need to be torn down. It’s also rumored that the Kushner family real estate company is negotiating for the property where they plan to build a “Maryland-style” housing complex funded by the Israeli government.