Category Archives: Shop til you drop

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS ON MOSSPOP

DAYLIGHT2It’s unbelievable what’s happening here in the land of March Madness and April Showers and May Day! May Day! May Day! Spring ahead for savings beyond human understanding. Click on SAVINGS to be transported right there. You will not be sorry. Well, you might be one of those depressed people who are just always unhappy in which case we can’t really engage. But otherwise, mossPOP is the ticket to springtime happy.

Robin Williams, funniest man alive

017-mark-mann-theredlistRobin Williams was an occasional customer at the Moss store. Once he was there with his two young daughters who actually witnessed a shoplifter stealing something down on the lower level. They told us, we caught the guy, police came, it turned into a thing. As they were all leaving, he said, “Pretty exciting store you have here.” That’s our Robin Williams story.  Always liked him. Will miss him.  Portrait above by Mark Mann.

ANCIENT DESIGN PROVERB NO. 14

passmossPOP has long been a staunch supportor of heterosexual marriage, and we are standing by with a virtual smorgasburg of “good glasses” to help kickstart a few primitive mating rituals. Curated sets or all matching, tall, short, tumbler or stemmed, mouth-blown or cast, hand-painted or gold-rimmed,  red wine, white wine, whiskey, vodka, highball,  champagne, rose,  sherry,  martini, zombie, singles, sets of six or twelve or eight or two, from Italy, Austria, France, Finland or the good old USA. We’ve got good glasses. The ball’s in your court, boys and girls.

 

How To Be A Winner…

AT THE MOSS SILENT BIDDING EVENT

1. OPEN OUR EXCITING ONLINE CATALOG      http://ibidmobile.net/moss/auction/

2. FIND SOMETHING YOU MUST HAVE OR DIE

3. PLACE YOUR MAXIMUM BID IN THE SPACE PROVIDED    (UNTIL THURSDAY 10AM)

4. WAIT IMPATIENTLY WHILE WE SWITCH FROM                ONLINE BIDDING SYSTEM TO ONSITE BIDDING SYSTEM

5. ATTEND THE SILENT BIDDING EVENT BEGINNING AT 6PM     AT 264 WEST 40TH STREET SECOND FLOOR

6. WORK WITH ONE OF OUR ROAMING “BIDDING VALETS” TO PLACE YOUR BIDS LIVE

7. OR BID REMOTELY BY TEXT MESSAGE FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME 

8.  IF YOU ARE AT THE EVENT, YOU HAVE SOME DELICIOUS WINE AND KEEP BIDDING

9. WHEN THE BIDDING STOPS AT 9PM,  YOU ARE A WINNER!

SILENCE OF THE LAMPS

Also chairs, tables, rugs, vases and so much more. Yes, it’s the Moss Silent Bidding Event. Click on the pic to read all about it in the New York Times.

Silence is Golden

Yes, Willa, you’re right to be scared. Midway’s spooky. Very spooky

Little Willa holds onto her dad, as Cathy McClure’s Carousel and Ferris Wheel spin and twirl and grind away. The strobes can make you believe anything.  We believe in carnivals. Look below for more extreme spook.

 

 

 

Come to the cabaret! I mean carousel. I mean Midway. I mean Moss Bureau.


Click to be able to actually read it. And be sure to RSVP.

Moss Bureau. Open for business again, for the first time


In honor of our move from one part of the city to another, and to make sure that you are always able to find us, no matter what, we are featuring the highly convenient and fairly hilarious Crumpled City Map. Like the name says, you can crumple it up and put in a tiny bag, and when you open it again, it’s good as new. Just like Moss. You can crumple us but you can’t crease us. As the old saying goes. Click on the map to get your own one.

Kiss today goodbye. Point me toward tomorrow.