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please do not touch, book signing

RIZZ INVITEPublication date is Tuesday April 10, which is when those of you wise enough and worried enough to plan ahead and pre-order your copy of our brilliant book about MOSS will be getting your books sent to you. Everyone here applauds your forethought and quick movements. Hear that? Okay, thanks guys. You can stop now. Anyway, this is a notice about the next step in the unleashing upon the world of our book.  A “conversation” between Murray and Franklin AND an opportunity to yes buy the book and then have it signed by us. Yes, both of us. I realize most of you do not have a clue what you’ll be doing on Monday April 23rd. So if you find yourself out and about, come on over to Rizzoli. Hilarity will reign. Click on the book to go to the book website for all kinds of things you’ll be happy to find.

 

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Please Do Not Touch, the book

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Our about to be immensely popular new book, with the same title as the t-shirt, will be released on April 10th by Rizzoli.  It will probably sell out in one day. Look at what happened to Fire and Fury. Of course, our book is not about Trump. Though it does have some pretty juicy revelations. It’s the story of MOSS, like you never heard it before. And speaking of Trump, did you know he NEVER shopped at MOSS? Unless it was him who broke in that night and stole the bicycle. I wouldn’t put it past him. Anyway, click on the shirt to go to the special Please Do Not Touch website where you can learn everything you need to know, including that you should pre-order from Amazon. It’s better to be safe than sorry, my grandmother always said. She always pre-ordered. And no, you cannot buy that t-shirt. It’s sold out. Let that be a lesson to you.

 

Gaetano Pesce’s wild resin belts return as elegant intriguing neckware

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Very only-at-mossPOP.

Moss Bureau goes where no hand-riveted aluminum dancer has gone before

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It’s safe to say you have seen NOTHING  like this. Even at the famous fabulous fucking FRIEZE.   Next reception: a Matinee on Tuesday May 14 3pm to 5pm.  Don’t be the only one not to have seen it. You know how you get.

The Danseurs are flying through the Bureau. Aluminum never looked so beautiful.

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Three (count’em) three artist receptions: Saturday (11th), 6 to 8, Tuesday (14th) 3 to 5, Friday (17th)  6 to 8.  Come meet the Danseurs. And just to clarify, there is NO PERFORMANCE. This is an installation. A wonderful installation. If we say so ourselves.

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Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

Time magazine’s Style and Design issue has Murray sitting amidst the teddy bears

and discussing the auction at Phillips. Click the pic to see the article.

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Really really sore loser

Really really sore loser

Samsung paid Apple its $1B fine in NICKELS. Thirty truck loads. Of  nickels.

How To Be A Winner…

AT THE MOSS SILENT BIDDING EVENT

1. OPEN OUR EXCITING ONLINE CATALOG      http://ibidmobile.net/moss/auction/

2. FIND SOMETHING YOU MUST HAVE OR DIE

3. PLACE YOUR MAXIMUM BID IN THE SPACE PROVIDED    (UNTIL THURSDAY 10AM)

4. WAIT IMPATIENTLY WHILE WE SWITCH FROM                ONLINE BIDDING SYSTEM TO ONSITE BIDDING SYSTEM

5. ATTEND THE SILENT BIDDING EVENT BEGINNING AT 6PM     AT 264 WEST 40TH STREET SECOND FLOOR

6. WORK WITH ONE OF OUR ROAMING “BIDDING VALETS” TO PLACE YOUR BIDS LIVE

7. OR BID REMOTELY BY TEXT MESSAGE FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME 

8.  IF YOU ARE AT THE EVENT, YOU HAVE SOME DELICIOUS WINE AND KEEP BIDDING

9. WHEN THE BIDDING STOPS AT 9PM,  YOU ARE A WINNER!

SILENCE OF THE LAMPS

Also chairs, tables, rugs, vases and so much more. Yes, it’s the Moss Silent Bidding Event. Click on the pic to read all about it in the New York Times.