Who Buys a Gift Celebrating Middlemarch?

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THIS IS THE MAYOR OF WAYNESBORO, PA, AND SOMEONE ELSE, PERHAPS HIS BROTHER OR NURSE, ENJOYING A CHOCOLATE WHICH IS ONE OF THE FIVE THINGS THAT THE WAYNESBORO RECORD HERALD SUGGESTS YOU DO IN MARCH. WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, SUGGEST YOU BUY A LOVELY GIFT FROM MOSS FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR AT LEAST SOMEONE YOU KNOW OR MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE FROM WAYNESBORO, PA. WE HAVE MANY GIFTS WHICH ARE APPROPRIATE FOR IDES OR LAMBS OR LIONS OR ANY OF THE OTHER MOMENTS WE HAVE COME TO ASSOCIATE WITH MARCH. THERE’S ALSO MIDDLEMARCH BUT IT’S DOUBTFUL ANYONE WOULD BUY A GIFT TO CELEBRATE THAT, GIVEN THAT IT WAS WRITTEN BY GEORGE ELIOT, AND WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HER. AND BY THE WAY IF YOU WERE BORN IN MARCH, YOUR BIRTHSTONE IS AQUAMARINE, WHICH, AS GEORGE ELIOT WOULD SAY, IS A FANCY WAY OF SAYING LIGHT GREENY BLUE.

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DID THE LIGHTBULB GO OFF? NO, THEN CLICK HERE (DON’T SAY WE NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING)!

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